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Articles by
Jeff Drake
Jeff Drake is a Los Angeles-based writer/husband/dad/foster dad. He’s written for a lot of things that don’t exist anymore, like the WITS radio show and the BOB’S BURGERS comic book. He also sporadically contributes to Previously.TV and to this fine site, both of which seem to currently exist. So that’s nice.
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November 8, 2017How to Make a Sandwich
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September 21, 2015Who’s a Good Boy!
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February 7, 2014List: The Sochi Tourism Board Presents: Tips and Tricks For Olympic Athletes and Fans
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November 20, 2006List: Alternate Titles for O.J. Simpson’s New Book
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November 16, 2006List: Classic Titles We Tried to Turn Into Fake Titles for O.J.‘s New Book That Turned Out to Sound Too Much Like Real Titles for O.J.’s New Book
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February 24, 2006But I’d Really Have To Kill You
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May 10, 2005Dispatches From Couples Therapy
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class