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Jeff Johnson
Jeff Johnson was one of the “Troubled Americans” in the Created in Darkness By Troubled Americans anthology. He is going through a second puberty.
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January 31, 2004Weekly NFL Picks: 2003-2004 Picks
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May 13, 2003I Had This When I Came in Here
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October 8, 2002Emotional Scratch-Offs
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September 19, 2002That Was A Fine Draft, Coach
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August 12, 2002Urgent Matters
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July 29, 2002Coach Sean’s Interlude
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June 24, 2002Where The Coach Was
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May 20, 2002I Like Dancing Real Slow
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April 30, 2002Sometimes I Have To Lie
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April 22, 2002Tell The Truth, Coach
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April 15, 2002I Never Did Call Your Kid “Stud.”
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