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Jeff Johnson
Jeff Johnson was one of the “Troubled Americans” in the Created in Darkness By Troubled Americans anthology. He is going through a second puberty.
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April 8, 2002Please Quit Calling My Kid “Stud.”
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January 31, 2002Weekly NFL Picks: 2001-2002 Picks
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April 9, 2001Other Spy Troubles.
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February 23, 2001Teas and/or Psychedelics I’m Inventing
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January 31, 2001Weekly NFL Picks: 2000-2001 Picks
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October 23, 2000Slogans of Not-So-Prestigious Schools
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August 2, 2000Preview of Summer Camps: Camp Five
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May 30, 2000Preview of Summer Camps: Camp Previews Three and Four (in a series of ten)
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May 19, 2000Preview of Summer Camps: Camp Previews One and Two (in a series of ten)
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January 31, 2000Weekly NFL Picks: 1999-2000 Picks
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November 16, 1999Bad Names For Professional Wrestlers: The Next Generation
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November 3, 1999Bad Names for Professional Wrestlers
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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