Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
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Articles by
Jennifer Wyatt
Jennifer Wyatt is based out of a Chicago area winter coat that everyone is wearing this year.
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April 6, 2018Oregon Trail is Changing So That We Share Less of Your Private Dysentery Information
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April 5, 2018Monologue: I Am the Off-Screen Bathroom Renovation Project That Justifies the Male Lead’s Infidelity in This Indie Movie
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November 21, 2017We’re Ending Fixer Upper So We Can Explore Our New Passion for 1970s European Brutalism
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August 9, 2017The Yellow [Oval Office] Wallpaper
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April 27, 2012Needed: Kick-Ass Summer Nanny
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April 9, 2012FDA-Approved Patient Information for Catrecil
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe