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Jennifer Wyatt
Jennifer Wyatt is based out of a Chicago area winter coat that everyone is wearing this year.
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April 6, 2018Oregon Trail is Changing So That We Share Less of Your Private Dysentery Information
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April 5, 2018I Am the Off-Screen Bathroom Renovation Project That Justifies the Male Lead’s Infidelity in This Indie Movie
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November 21, 2017We’re Ending Fixer Upper So We Can Explore Our New Passion for 1970s European Brutalism
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August 9, 2017The Yellow [Oval Office] Wallpaper
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April 27, 2012Needed: Kick-Ass Summer Nanny
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April 9, 2012FDA-Approved Patient Information for Catrecil
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian