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Articles by
Jennifer Wyatt
Jennifer Wyatt is based out of a Chicago area winter coat that everyone is wearing this year.
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April 6, 2018Oregon Trail is Changing So That We Share Less of Your Private Dysentery Information
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April 5, 2018I Am the Off-Screen Bathroom Renovation Project That Justifies the Male Lead’s Infidelity in This Indie Movie
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November 21, 2017We’re Ending Fixer Upper So We Can Explore Our New Passion for 1970s European Brutalism
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August 9, 2017The Yellow [Oval Office] Wallpaper
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April 27, 2012Needed: Kick-Ass Summer Nanny
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April 9, 2012FDA-Approved Patient Information for Catrecil
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April 26, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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May 14, 2021A B-List Celebrity’s Rider or a Toddler’s Food Demands?
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May 14, 2021I’m Not Emotionally Available Enough to Be in a Relationship Right Now Because I Have a Lot Going on with My Thesis and I Was Raised by Jaguars in the Peruvian Amazon
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May 14, 2021Important New Findings on American Stress-Cheese Consumption During the Pandemic
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May 13, 2021A/B testing “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock”