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Articles by
Jeremy Hooper
A longtime political activist, Jeremy played a role in the major LGBTQ fights of the 21st century’s first two decades. Parenthood shifting his focus, as parenthood is wont to do, Jeremy now focuses his fervor and wordplay on crafting stories for the children.
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November 21, 2023We Can’t Let a Couple of LGBTQ Broadway Performers Ruin Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
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August 29, 2022Famously Misheard Lyrics Americans Must Get Right
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June 15, 2022Who Do I Talk to About the Gay Dads in My Child’s Class?
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April 19, 2022Why Is This Classic Rock, and Where Did I Put My Glasses?
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January 21, 2022COVID Will Eventually Be Endemic, and I Absolutely Know What That Word Means
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November 12, 2021Mine’s the Kid in the Ramones Tee
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May 25, 2021Why I, the COVID Vaccine, Will Never Get Chad from Tampa
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September 23, 2020Where the Sidewalk Ends, Outdoor Dining Begins
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 13, 2025Valentine’s Day Guide for the Huberman Lab Listener in Your Life
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February 13, 2025I Vow, from This Day Forward, to Watch Every Episode of Freaks and Geeks with You
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February 12, 2025Trump Is Just Threatening to Do Something Stupid as a Terrible Negotiation Tactic