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Jeremy Hooper
A longtime political activist, Jeremy played a role in the major LGBTQ fights of the 21st century’s first two decades. Parenthood shifting his focus, as parenthood is wont to do, Jeremy now focuses his fervor and wordplay on crafting stories for the children.
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August 29, 2022Famously Misheard Lyrics Americans Must Get Right
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June 15, 2022Who Do I Talk to About the Gay Dads in My Child’s Class?
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April 19, 2022Why Is This Classic Rock, and Where Did I Put My Glasses?
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January 21, 2022COVID Will Eventually Be Endemic, and I Absolutely Know What That Word Means
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November 12, 2021Mine’s the Kid in the Ramones Tee
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May 25, 2021Why I, the COVID Vaccine, Will Never Get Chad from Tampa
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September 23, 2020Where the Sidewalk Ends, Outdoor Dining Begins
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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February 7, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Ross Gay
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February 7, 2023Correspondence with My Preschooler Regarding Our Updated Dinner Policy
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs