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Jeremy Hooper
A longtime political activist, Jeremy played a role in the major LGBTQ fights of the 21st century’s first two decades. Parenthood shifting his focus, as parenthood is wont to do, Jeremy now focuses his fervor and wordplay on crafting stories for the children.
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November 21, 2023We Can’t Let a Couple of LGBTQ Broadway Performers Ruin Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
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August 29, 2022Famously Misheard Lyrics Americans Must Get Right
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June 15, 2022Who Do I Talk to About the Gay Dads in My Child’s Class?
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April 19, 2022Why Is This Classic Rock, and Where Did I Put My Glasses?
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January 21, 2022COVID Will Eventually Be Endemic, and I Absolutely Know What That Word Means
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November 12, 2021Mine’s the Kid in the Ramones Tee
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May 25, 2021Why I, the COVID Vaccine, Will Never Get Chad from Tampa
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September 23, 2020Where the Sidewalk Ends, Outdoor Dining Begins
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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