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Articles by
Jeremy Hooper
A longtime political activist, Jeremy played a role in the major LGBTQ fights of the 21st century’s first two decades. Parenthood shifting his focus, as parenthood is wont to do, Jeremy now focuses his fervor and wordplay on crafting stories for the children.
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November 21, 2023We Can’t Let a Couple of LGBTQ Broadway Performers Ruin Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
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August 29, 2022Famously Misheard Lyrics Americans Must Get Right
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June 15, 2022Who Do I Talk to About the Gay Dads in My Child’s Class?
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April 19, 2022Why Is This Classic Rock, and Where Did I Put My Glasses?
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January 21, 2022COVID Will Eventually Be Endemic, and I Absolutely Know What That Word Means
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November 12, 2021Mine’s the Kid in the Ramones Tee
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May 25, 2021Why I, the COVID Vaccine, Will Never Get Chad from Tampa
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September 23, 2020Where the Sidewalk Ends, Outdoor Dining Begins
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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April 16, 2024We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
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April 16, 2024How to Roast Your Friend Just Enough That They’ll Want to Remain Your Friend
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April 16, 2024An Open Letter to Wyna Liu, the New York Times’ Connections Editor
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April 15, 2024Your Son’s Transplant (to Brooklyn) Was Successful