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Articles by
Jez Burrows
Jez Burrows is a designer, illustrator, and writer in San Francisco, CA.
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April 12, 2018Seasonal Craft Cocktails: A Selection from Dictionary Stories: Short Fictions and Other Findings
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May 9, 2017Five Wardrobe Essentials Every Man Being Pursued by a Murder of Furious Crows Should Own
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November 19, 2015Traditional Wedding Anniversary Gifts from Memory
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January 20, 2006Geometric Relationships More Realistic Than the Love Triangle
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June 1, 2005Errors in Communication Between My Hairdresser and Me, in the Form of What I Said and What He Heard
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May 6, 2005New Radiohead Material to Be Debuted at a Benefit Show to Protest Privatization of the Postal Sector
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May 6, 2005Three Lists Involving Musical Artists
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January 24, 2005Discarded Titles for George Orwell’s 1984
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January 21, 2005Today, Some Lists
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 20, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1-1,056
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January 22, 2021Now That I Am Old Enough to Enroll in Medicare, I Am Against Socialized Medicine
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January 21, 2021I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule