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Articles by
Jez Burrows
Jez Burrows is a designer, illustrator, and writer in San Francisco, CA.
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April 12, 2018List: Seasonal Craft Cocktails: A Selection from Dictionary Stories: Short Fictions and Other Findings
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May 9, 2017List: Five Wardrobe Essentials Every Man Being Pursued by a Murder of Furious Crows Should Own
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November 19, 2015List: Traditional Wedding Anniversary Gifts from Memory
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January 20, 2006List: Geometric Relationships More Realistic Than the Love Triangle
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June 1, 2005List: Errors in Communication Between My Hairdresser and Me, in the Form of What I Said and What He Heard
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May 6, 2005List: New Radiohead Material to Be Debuted at a Benefit Show to Protest Privatization of the Postal Sector
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May 6, 2005Three Lists Involving Musical Artists
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January 24, 2005List: Discarded Titles for George Orwell’s 1984
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January 21, 2005Today, Some Lists
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September 12, 2019List: 16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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September 10, 2019List: I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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September 6, 2019List: Honest Academic Job Postings
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
