“Just a little off the length, and a little thinned out?”

“Could you make me look like a clown’s apprentice?”

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“A little shorter, thanks.”

“I want the style that would emerge if you combined all three of Charlie’s Angels.”

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“Just the usual—little shorter and thinner.”

“You know when you have a bubble bath and you shape it all around your head? I want it like that.”

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“If you could take some of the width off, that’d be great.”

“If you could make it hard for me to appear in public, that’d be great.”

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“Of course it isn’t OK—you’ve disfigured me beyond repair. I look like a mushroom.”

“That’s perfect. Take my money.”