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All posts tagged
hair
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April 26, 2019List: Key Moments In Women’s Shaving History
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January 28, 2016Open Letters: An Open Letter to Charles Darwin and God About the Hair Sprouting From My Ears
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December 10, 2015What Heterosexual Men Think During Sex
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August 31, 2015List: Best Beards of Modernity: Five Hairy Haikus
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June 26, 2015Open Letters: An Open Letter to Nicole Kidman, Mariah Carey and Julia Roberts’s Circa 1990s Curly Hair
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February 6, 2015List: Everyone’s Hair in Middle School
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November 21, 2014Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Beloved Woolly Armpits
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June 27, 2014Open Letters: An Open Letter to Balding Men from a Bald Man
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January 10, 2012Monologue: Mitt Romney’s Haircut Will Not Be Denied
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April 1, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Guy Who Scheduled My Accidental Brazilian
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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July 18, 2019I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics