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All posts tagged
hair
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December 9, 2020An Open Letter to God: Why Did You Make My Butt So Hairy?
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July 14, 2020Mom Hair Through the Ages
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November 1, 2019Welcome to Gray: The Premiere Island Hideaway for Women of a Certain Age
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August 27, 2019Lice Real Estate Listings
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August 16, 2019Drybarfly
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April 26, 2019Key Moments In Women’s Shaving History
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January 28, 2016An Open Letter to Charles Darwin and God About the Hair Sprouting From My Ears
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December 10, 2015What Heterosexual Men Think During Sex
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August 31, 2015Best Beards of Modernity: Five Hairy Haikus
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June 26, 2015An Open Letter to Nicole Kidman, Mariah Carey and Julia Roberts’s Circa 1990s Curly Hair
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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