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All posts tagged
hair
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December 9, 2020An Open Letter to God: Why Did You Make My Butt So Hairy?
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July 14, 2020Mom Hair Through the Ages
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November 1, 2019Welcome to Gray: The Premiere Island Hideaway for Women of a Certain Age
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August 27, 2019Lice Real Estate Listings
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August 16, 2019Drybarfly
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April 26, 2019Key Moments In Women’s Shaving History
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January 28, 2016An Open Letter to Charles Darwin and God About the Hair Sprouting From My Ears
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December 10, 2015What Heterosexual Men Think During Sex
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August 31, 2015Best Beards of Modernity: Five Hairy Haikus
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June 26, 2015An Open Letter to Nicole Kidman, Mariah Carey and Julia Roberts’s Circa 1990s Curly Hair
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 10, 2021An Update from Your Three-Year-Old’s Montessori Educator, Translated for Parents Who Endured a Traditional Public School Education
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February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit
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February 25, 2021Famous Philosophers in Quarantine
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February 25, 2021A Grizzled, Months-Old Chrome Tab Welcomes a Fresh-Faced New Tab to My Browser Window
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days