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All posts tagged
hair
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April 26, 2019List: Key Moments In Women’s Shaving History
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January 28, 2016Open Letters: An Open Letter to Charles Darwin and God About the Hair Sprouting From My Ears
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December 10, 2015What Heterosexual Men Think During Sex
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August 31, 2015List: Best Beards of Modernity: Five Hairy Haikus
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June 26, 2015Open Letters: An Open Letter to Nicole Kidman, Mariah Carey and Julia Roberts’s Circa 1990s Curly Hair
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February 6, 2015List: Everyone’s Hair in Middle School
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November 21, 2014Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Beloved Woolly Armpits
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June 27, 2014Open Letters: An Open Letter to Balding Men from a Bald Man
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January 10, 2012Monologue: Mitt Romney’s Haircut Will Not Be Denied
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April 1, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Guy Who Scheduled My Accidental Brazilian
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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