All posts tagged
hair
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January 28, 2016Open Letter: An Open Letter to Charles Darwin and God About the Hair Sprouting From My Ears
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December 10, 2015What Heterosexual Men Think During Sex
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August 31, 2015List: Best Beards of Modernity: Five Hairy Haikus
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June 26, 2015Open Letter: An Open Letter to Nicole Kidman, Mariah Carey and Julia Roberts’s Circa 1990s Curly Hair
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February 6, 2015List: Everyone’s Hair in Middle School
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November 21, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Beloved Woolly Armpits
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June 27, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to Balding Men from a Bald Man
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January 10, 2012Monologue: Mitt Romney’s Haircut Will Not Be Denied
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April 1, 2011Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Guy Who Scheduled My Accidental Brazilian
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September 7, 2010Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Stephan Horvath Picks Out the Lice
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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June 29, 2018List: 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself
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August 15, 2018List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 17, 2018OUR Wedding is All About YOU
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August 17, 2018List: A List of Things I’ve Said to Men this Week Instead of “You’re Wrong,” or “No” to Spare Their Feelings, Even Though They Were Wrong and I Knew the Right Answer
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August 17, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Ordinary Hands
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August 17, 2018Welcome to The Middle, an Enchanted Land Where Compromise and Civility Get Results