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March 14, 2003Frank, Who Works at Anthony’s Barbershop, Located at 161 E. 23rd St., New York
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November 16, 2002Anthony Majette, Who Works at Diamond Cuts, Located at 612 Eighth Avenue, New York, Part II
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November 14, 2002Anthony Majette, Who Works at Diamond Cuts, Located at 612 Eighth Avenue, New York, Part I
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April 16, 2002Joe, Who Works at the Barbershop at the Port Authority Barbershop Bus Terminal
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November 30, 2001Hair.
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October 10, 2000Terrible Names for Hair Salons
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