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All posts tagged
hair
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February 6, 2015Everyone’s Hair in Middle School
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November 21, 2014An Open Letter to My Beloved Woolly Armpits
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June 27, 2014An Open Letter to Balding Men from a Bald Man
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January 10, 2012Mitt Romney’s Haircut Will Not Be Denied
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April 1, 2011An Open Letter to the Guy Who Scheduled My Accidental Brazilian
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September 7, 2010Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Stephan Horvath Picks Out the Lice
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August 30, 2010Do People Really Love My New Mustache?
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October 8, 2009Hairstyles That Would Also Make Better Lovers Than My Boyfriend, Bob
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July 13, 2009One-Size-Fits-All Hairnets Are a Lie Perpetuated by the Hairnet Industry
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August 16, 2007Pelé Gets a Brazilian
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian