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All posts tagged
hair
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August 7, 2006Thirteen Writing Prompts Contest: Excerpt From Volume H–Hn: Hair Boxes
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August 7, 2006Thirteen Writing Prompts Contest: Hair
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July 22, 2006Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Waxing and Extracting at a Five-Star Spa
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June 1, 2005Errors in Communication Between My Hairdresser and Me, in the Form of What I Said and What He Heard
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May 20, 2005Things That Are Just Barely Thicker Than Peter Gallagher’s Eyebrows
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November 11, 2004An Open Letter to My Eyebrows
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July 29, 2004Hair Salon Names That Would Also Work as Steven Seagal Movies
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July 6, 2004What’s Up Next for Jack Layton’s Mustache?
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April 27, 2004Recently Purchased Fruits that Are Hairy on the Inside or Outside
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September 18, 2003An Open Letter to My Hairline
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 18, 2023Who Made This Hummus?