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All posts tagged
hair
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August 7, 2006Thirteen Writing Prompts Contest: Excerpt From Volume H–Hn: Hair Boxes
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August 7, 2006Thirteen Writing Prompts Contest: Hair
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July 22, 2006Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Waxing and Extracting at a Five-Star Spa
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June 1, 2005Errors in Communication Between My Hairdresser and Me, in the Form of What I Said and What He Heard
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May 20, 2005Things That Are Just Barely Thicker Than Peter Gallagher’s Eyebrows
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November 11, 2004An Open Letter to My Eyebrows
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July 29, 2004Hair Salon Names That Would Also Work as Steven Seagal Movies
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July 6, 2004What’s Up Next for Jack Layton’s Mustache?
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April 27, 2004Recently Purchased Fruits that Are Hairy on the Inside or Outside
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September 18, 2003An Open Letter to My Hairline
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes