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Articles by
John Flowers
John Flowers is a TV producer covering politics at MSNBC. He also writes humor for McSweeney’s and the New Yorker.
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March 1, 2012Welcome to the Official Kickstarter Page for Greece!
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February 9, 2012The Consumer Product Safety Commission Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for “Baby Boomers.”
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December 21, 2011Newt Gingrich’s Letter to Virginia, Regarding the Existence of Santa Claus and Claims That He Said Otherwise
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August 8, 2011Are You a Power-Mad Dictator of a Foreign Land? Have You Always Wanted to Express Yourself Through Improv?
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June 6, 2011The Committee for Public Harrumphing Will Hold an Open Hearing Next Friday
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August 11, 2010After a Thorough Battery of Tests We Can Now Recommend “The Newspaper” As the Best e-Reader On the Market
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February 2, 2007Considered but Discarded Names for the Indie Band Someone Still Loves You, Boris Yeltsin
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home