Articles by
John Flowers
John Flowers is a TV producer covering politics at MSNBC. He also writes humor for McSweeney’s and the New Yorker.
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May 15, 2017The Secret White House Tapes
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February 14, 2017The CDC Has Issued a Quarantine Order for All the Lovey-Dovey Crap You See On Valentine’s Day
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December 15, 2015Finding the Right Neurosurgeon for You
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August 13, 2015Donald Trump, Through the Ages
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August 27, 2014The Following Content is Sponsored by Your Parents
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October 23, 2013Bar Trivia Night
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July 11, 2013Obi-Wan, Can You Stop Saying “Sand People”? It’s Kind of Racist
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May 8, 2013A Message to Shareholders About Our New $70 Million Purchase of “Elevator Pass.”
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October 22, 2012Election 20,012 B.C.: Where the Candidates Stand On the Issues
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July 13, 2012Attention Cable and Satellite Subscribers: This Network is Being Dropped Because Your Provider is Being a Giant Douche
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June 6, 2012Prospectus for Silicon Valley’s Next Hot Tech IPO, Where Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong
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March 1, 2012Welcome to the Official Kickstarter Page for Greece!
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June 16, 2017Jeff Bezos’ Email to Employees On Amazon’s Purchase of Whole Foods
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June 9, 2017An Excerpt From James Comey’s Closed Hearing Before the Senate Intelligence Committee
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June 19, 2017An Oral History of Quentin Tarantino as Told to Me By Men I’ve Dated
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June 15, 2017List: Writing Advice to My Students That Would Also Have Been Good Sex Advice for My High School Boyfriends
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June 23, 2017In-Flight Announcements of the Future