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April 6, 2007

List: Failed Ben & Jerry’s Flavors

by John McMurtrie
September 16, 2002

List: Actual Entries from the Scots Dialect Dictionary

by John McMurtrie
May 27, 2002

List: Suggestions from Baedeker’s 1878 Traveller’s Manual of Conversation

by John McMurtrie
January 2, 2002

List: Tom Cruise’s Smile, Circa December 2001

by John McMurtrie

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