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John McMurtrie
John McMurtrie is an editor for McSweeney’s and a contributing editor at the literary travel magazine Stranger’s Guide. His writing has appeared in The New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, Literary Hub, and other publications. He is the former books editor of the San Francisco Chronicle.
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June 1, 2021McSweeney’s Books: An Interview with John Brandon, Author of Ivory Shoals
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January 20, 2021Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1 – 1,056
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June 23, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: Atrocities 546-759
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April 6, 2007Failed Ben & Jerry’s Flavors
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September 16, 2002Actual Entries from the Scots Dialect Dictionary
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May 27, 2002Suggestions from Baedeker’s 1878 Traveller’s Manual of Conversation
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January 2, 2002Tom Cruise’s Smile, Circa December 2001
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