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John McMurtrie

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April 6, 2007

Failed Ben & Jerry’s Flavors

by John McMurtrie
September 16, 2002

Actual Entries from the Scots Dialect Dictionary

by John McMurtrie
May 27, 2002

Suggestions from Baedeker’s 1878 Traveller’s Manual of Conversation

by John McMurtrie
January 2, 2002

Tom Cruise’s Smile, Circa December 2001

by John McMurtrie

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