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John McMurtrie
John McMurtrie is an editor for McSweeney’s and a contributing editor at the literary travel magazine Stranger’s Guide. His writing has appeared in The New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, Literary Hub, and other publications. He is the former books editor of the San Francisco Chronicle.
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November 18, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 995 -
June 23, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: Atrocities 546-759 -
April 6, 2007Failed Ben & Jerry’s Flavors
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September 16, 2002Actual Entries from the Scots Dialect Dictionary
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May 27, 2002Suggestions from Baedeker’s 1878 Traveller’s Manual of Conversation
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January 2, 2002Tom Cruise’s Smile, Circa December 2001
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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November 18, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 995
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November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 23, 2020Congratulations to Ourselves on Defeating the Pandemic from the College’s Associate Vice President of Self-Congratulation
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November 23, 202033 Everyday Tasks That Are Easier with a Penis
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November 23, 2020Dan Kennedy Solves Your Storytelling Problems: Episode 2
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November 23, 2020Ernie’s Kitchen Has New Ownership, a New Menu, and Is Now a Luxury Condominium Complex