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John McMurtrie
John McMurtrie is an editor for McSweeney’s and a contributing editor at the literary travel magazine Stranger’s Guide. His writing has appeared in The New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, Literary Hub, and other publications. He is the former books editor of the San Francisco Chronicle.
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January 20, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1 – 1,056 -
June 23, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: Atrocities 546-759 -
April 6, 2007Failed Ben & Jerry’s Flavors
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September 16, 2002Actual Entries from the Scots Dialect Dictionary
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May 27, 2002Suggestions from Baedeker’s 1878 Traveller’s Manual of Conversation
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January 2, 2002Tom Cruise’s Smile, Circa December 2001
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021How to Write About Iran: A Guide for Journalists, Analysts, and Policymakers
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March 3, 2021I’m All For Letting the Free Market Decide Things Unless It Decides to Stop Publishing Racist Children’s Books
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March 2, 2021A Graduate School Rejection Letter As Written by My Anxiety Disorder at 3 AM