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April 6, 2007

Failed Ben & Jerry’s Flavors

by John McMurtrie

Noam Chompsky

Peppermint Thai Stick

Alice Scooper

Newark Super Sludge Chunk

Kucinich Spinach

Hall and Oatmeal

Heavenly Hashish

Coffee Annan

Cookies ‘N’ Hemp

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