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Articles by
John Warner
From 2003 to 2008 John was editor of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency and is now editor emeritus, a title he made up himself. He’s the author of numerous books including most recently Sustainable. Resilient. Free. The Future of Public Higher Education and The Writer’s Practice: Building Confidence in Your Nonfiction Writing. He writes a weekly column at the Chicago Tribune as his alter ego, The Biblioracle.
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February 20, 2010I Am the Man Who Paints His Face With the American Flag and Goes to Olympic Curling Matches and Bangs A Cowbell
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February 5, 2010I Am the Man Who Paints His Entire Head and Face to Resemble the Helmet of His Favorite Football Team
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May 28, 2008So You Want to Be President?: Gaslight Action News
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May 15, 2008Quién Es Caliente? Getting Your RateMyProfessors.com Chili Pepper
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April 29, 2008So You Want to Be President?: Angel of No Mercy
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April 7, 2008So You Want to Be President?: Foreign Film
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March 18, 2008So You Want to Be President?: No Country for Anyone
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March 4, 2008So You Want to Be President?: Point Breaking Point
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January 4, 2006Fondling Your Muse: Fighting Procrastination
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November 5, 2004Notes from a Neighborhood War
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September 20, 2004David Brooks Also Eats Cereal
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April 19, 2004An Open Letter to William Kristol, Richard Perle, and President Bush’s Other Neoconservative Puppetmasters
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home