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Articles by
John Warner
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November 27, 2000List: Noises That Select Political Pundits Would Make If They Were Wild Animals Instead of Political Pundits
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November 10, 2000List: The First 100 Posts
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November 1, 2000List: Recipes That Would Be Officially Approved by the Ayn Rand Institute
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September 21, 2000The Mopier
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September 19, 2000List: Lesser-Known Facts, Democratic Party Edition
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January 17, 2000List: Possible Winning Solutions to the Board Game “Clue” if the Characters were Replaced with Right-Leaning Political Pundits, the Weapons Replaced with Logical Fallacies, and the Rooms Replaced with Either Jung’s “Psychic Containers” or Varieties of Soft Chee
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September 13, 1999Fights I’ve Recently Seen in Which I was Not Involved, but Still Played a Part, However Minor, Done in Three Short Plays.
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?