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John Warner
From 2003 to 2008 John was editor of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency and is now editor emeritus, a title he made up himself. He’s the author of numerous books including most recently Sustainable. Resilient. Free. The Future of Public Higher Education and The Writer’s Practice: Building Confidence in Your Nonfiction Writing. He writes a weekly column at the Chicago Tribune as his alter ego, The Biblioracle.
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September 17, 2014A Story from John Warner’s New Collection, Tough Day for the Army
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