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Articles by
John Warner
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September 25, 2019The National Book Foundation Announces Its 2090 “3 Under 13” Awards
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July 2, 2018“We’re Assholes”: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Announces the Trump Doctrine from the White House Briefing Room
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May 29, 2018Frequently Asked Questions about Amazon’s Alexa Lick™
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May 22, 2018Jordan Peterson’s Now That’s What I Call Music!
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January 29, 2018I’m Worried My Doctor May Have Watched Episodes of ER Instead of Going to Medical School
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July 28, 2016Demands from California Delegation BernieBros to NOT Disrupt Hillary Clinton’s Acceptance Speech
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June 7, 2016Things Other Than Blatant Racism That May Cause Paul Ryan to Unendorse Donald Trump
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September 17, 2014A Story from John Warner’s New Collection, Tough Day for the Army
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September 27, 2012Are We Better Off Than We Were Four Years Ago?
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February 20, 2010I Am the Man Who Paints His Face With the American Flag and Goes to Olympic Curling Matches and Bangs A Cowbell
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February 5, 2010I Am the Man Who Paints His Entire Head and Face to Resemble the Helmet of His Favorite Football Team
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May 28, 2008So You Want to Be President?: Gaslight Action News
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January 3, 2020Signs You May Be a Female Character In a Work of Historical Fiction
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director