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John Warner
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July 28, 2016List: Demands from California Delegation BernieBros to NOT Disrupt Hillary Clinton’s Acceptance Speech
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June 7, 2016List: Things Other Than Blatant Racism That May Cause Paul Ryan to Unendorse Donald Trump
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September 17, 2014A Story from John Warner’s New Collection, Tough Day for the Army
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September 27, 2012Are We Better Off Than We Were Four Years Ago?
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February 20, 2010I Am the Man Who Paints His Face With the American Flag and Goes to Olympic Curling Matches and Bangs A Cowbell
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February 5, 2010I Am the Man Who Paints His Entire Head and Face to Resemble the Helmet of His Favorite Football Team
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May 28, 2008So You Want to Be President?: Gaslight Action News
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May 15, 2008Quién Es Caliente? Getting Your RateMyProfessors.com Chili Pepper
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April 29, 2008So You Want to Be President?: Angel of No Mercy
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April 7, 2008So You Want to Be President?: Foreign Film
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March 18, 2008So You Want to Be President?: No Country for Anyone
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March 4, 2008So You Want to Be President?: Point Breaking Point
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June 16, 2017Jeff Bezos’ Email to Employees On Amazon’s Purchase of Whole Foods
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June 9, 2017An Excerpt From James Comey’s Closed Hearing Before the Senate Intelligence Committee
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June 19, 2017An Oral History of Quentin Tarantino as Told to Me By Men I’ve Dated
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June 15, 2017List: Writing Advice to My Students That Would Also Have Been Good Sex Advice for My High School Boyfriends
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