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Articles by
Jonathan Baude
Jonathan Baude is a writer who lives in Chicago with his girlfriend, his dog, and a startlingly large houseplant.
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August 17, 2017We’re Standing Up to President Trump with Half-Priced Flatbreads Until 5 PM
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June 16, 2010See, the Giant Robosquid is a Metaphor for Your Fear of Commitment
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May 13, 2010The 7 Habits of Effectively High People
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October 30, 2009The Newsletter Of The Cryptodrome
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June 18, 2009Books On Tape
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September 14, 2007Troubleshooting Guide for Timecorp’s Vh3928 Model Time Machine
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July 12, 2007Titles From Dr. Seuss’s Brief Foray Into Realism
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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April 14, 2021Would-You-Rathers for Parents Deciding Whether or Not to Send Their Kids Back to In-Person School