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Jonathan Baude is a writer who lives in Chicago with his girlfriend, his dog, and a startlingly large houseplant.
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August 17, 2017We’re Standing Up to President Trump with Half-Priced Flatbreads Until 5 PM
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June 16, 2010See, the Giant Robosquid is a Metaphor for Your Fear of Commitment
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May 13, 2010The 7 Habits of Effectively High People
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October 30, 2009The Newsletter Of The Cryptodrome
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June 18, 2009Books On Tape
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September 14, 2007Troubleshooting Guide for Timecorp’s Vh3928 Model Time Machine
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July 12, 2007Titles From Dr. Seuss’s Brief Foray Into Realism
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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