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Articles by
Jonathan Baude
Jonathan Baude is a writer who lives in Chicago with his girlfriend, his dog, and a startlingly large houseplant.
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August 17, 2017We’re Standing Up to President Trump with Half-Priced Flatbreads Until 5 PM
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June 16, 2010See, the Giant Robosquid is a Metaphor for Your Fear of Commitment
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May 13, 2010The 7 Habits of Effectively High People
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October 30, 2009The Newsletter Of The Cryptodrome
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June 18, 2009Books On Tape
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September 14, 2007Troubleshooting Guide for Timecorp’s Vh3928 Model Time Machine
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July 12, 2007Titles From Dr. Seuss’s Brief Foray Into Realism
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 24, 2020Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans