McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
Articles by
Jonathan Baude
Jonathan Baude is a writer who lives in Chicago with his girlfriend, his dog, and a startlingly large houseplant.
-
August 17, 2017We’re Standing Up to President Trump with Half-Priced Flatbreads Until 5 PM
-
June 16, 2010See, the Giant Robosquid is a Metaphor for Your Fear of Commitment
-
May 13, 2010The 7 Habits of Effectively High People
-
October 30, 2009The Newsletter Of The Cryptodrome
-
June 18, 2009Books On Tape
-
September 14, 2007Troubleshooting Guide for Timecorp’s Vh3928 Model Time Machine
-
July 12, 2007Titles From Dr. Seuss’s Brief Foray Into Realism
Trending 🔥
-
January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
-
January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
-
October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
-
January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
Recently
-
February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
-
February 7, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Ross Gay
-
February 7, 2023Correspondence with My Preschooler Regarding Our Updated Dinner Policy
-
February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs