Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
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Articles by
Jonathan Baude
Jonathan Baude is a writer who lives in Chicago with his girlfriend, his dog, and a startlingly large houseplant.
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August 17, 2017We’re Standing Up to President Trump with Half-Priced Flatbreads Until 5 PM
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June 16, 2010See, the Giant Robosquid is a Metaphor for Your Fear of Commitment
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May 13, 2010List: The 7 Habits of Effectively High People
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October 30, 2009The Newsletter Of The Cryptodrome
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June 18, 2009List: Books On Tape
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September 14, 2007Troubleshooting Guide for Timecorp’s Vh3928 Model Time Machine
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July 12, 2007List: Titles From Dr. Seuss’s Brief Foray Into Realism
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September 12, 2019List: 16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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September 10, 2019List: I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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September 6, 2019List: Honest Academic Job Postings
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
