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José Avelino Gilles Corbett Lourenço
When José is not winning impractically large ribbons for his butter tarts at Canada’s Royal Winter Fair, he is writing and directing things. JAGCL.com.
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February 17, 202017 Timeless Presidential Quotes About Your Bathroom Renovation
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May 7, 2019Hi, It’s Me, the App You’ve Never Used That’s Still Billing You
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November 16, 2015I Will Always Love You, But Can I Please Have My Stuff Back?
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August 18, 2011Fire!
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August 2, 2010I Have Mixed Feelings About the Hypnosis Therapy Prescribed for My Anxiety
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August 17, 2005“Save Our Forests” Symposium, Day 1: Opening Remarks
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May 13, 2004An Open Letter to My New and Old Furnaces
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April 12, 2004Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: Listen to the Lyrics Or Ronald Reagan and James Lourenco: I’m Just Burning Doing the Neutron Dance
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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