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Katie Brinkworth

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Katie Brinkworth is a writer living in San Francisco and working in advertising.

  • November 20, 2020
    The 2020 Rockefeller Center Tree Speaks
    by Katie Brinkworth
  • April 24, 2020
    Signs Your Sourdough Starter Has Been Overfed
    by Katie Brinkworth
  • March 26, 2020
    Things to Do With All the Eggs You Have Hoarded
    by Katie Brinkworth
  • October 26, 2018
    Welcome to Crowtopia, the World’s First Fully-Immersive, Instagram-Worthy, Halloween-Themed Pop-Up Experience Created Using a Bunch of Feral Crows We Found In a Parking Lot and Crammed Into an Abandoned Warehouse!
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  • November 23, 2016
    Media Guide: Synonyms in the Alt-Right Style
    by Katie Brinkworth
  • October 5, 2016
    Welcome to Hoodwink, the Advertising Agency That is Not an Advertising Agency
    by Katie Brinkworth
  • June 16, 2016
    Our Tacos’ Bold Flavors Will Make You Taste Colors, Hear Feelings, and Speak in Riddles
    by Katie Brinkworth
  • January 21, 2016
    My Husband Has Been a Garbage Bag Full of Bees This Whole Time
    by Katie Brinkworth
  • July 17, 2014
    I’ve Been Really Busy, What With Work, My Kids, and the Parasitic Life Form Living Inside Me
    by Katie Brinkworth
  • July 24, 2013
    A Day in the Life of a Target-Market Female
    by Katie Brinkworth
  • August 22, 2012
    Introducing LifeBlaster: The Life-Enhancing Gum
    by Katie Brinkworth
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