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Articles by
Katie Brinkworth
Katie Brinkworth is a writer living in San Francisco and working in advertising.
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November 20, 2020The 2020 Rockefeller Center Tree Speaks
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April 24, 2020Signs Your Sourdough Starter Has Been Overfed
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March 26, 2020Things to Do With All the Eggs You Have Hoarded
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October 26, 2018Welcome to Crowtopia, the World’s First Fully-Immersive, Instagram-Worthy, Halloween-Themed Pop-Up Experience Created Using a Bunch of Feral Crows We Found In a Parking Lot and Crammed Into an Abandoned Warehouse!
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November 23, 2016Media Guide: Synonyms in the Alt-Right Style
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October 5, 2016Welcome to Hoodwink, the Advertising Agency That is Not an Advertising Agency
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June 16, 2016Our Tacos’ Bold Flavors Will Make You Taste Colors, Hear Feelings, and Speak in Riddles
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January 21, 2016My Husband Has Been a Garbage Bag Full of Bees This Whole Time
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July 17, 2014I’ve Been Really Busy, What With Work, My Kids, and the Parasitic Life Form Living Inside Me
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July 24, 2013A Day in the Life of a Target-Market Female
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