Snake = “Wiggle-Reptile”
Shark = “Tooth-Fish”
Nightmare = “Ouch-Sleep”
Vomit = “Tummy-juice”
Poison = “Ick-liquid”
Anthrax = “Bio-confetti”
Murderer = “Danger-friend”
Rapist = “Locker-room-talker”
War Crime = “No-no”
Demagogue = “President-elect”
Racist = “Alt-right”
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