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Let’s Not Blame Me, Adolf Hitler, for the Holocaust When We Should Be Blaming the Journalists Who Published My Words

Monologue: I Am the Melted Skull of Nazi Major Arnold Toht, the Ruthless Gestapo Agent With the Burned Hand In Raiders of the Lost Ark, and I Appreciate Your Sudden Interest In My Thoughts and Feelings

List: Official Pizzas of Right-Wing Fringe Groups

The Alt-Left’s Radical Agenda

As Your Doctor, I Am Protesting the Removal of Your Tumor Because I Don’t Want to Erase Your Medical History

I’m Sorry for Punching You With My Fist of Economic Anxiety

Monologue: Thad, the Worst Student in Your Intro Class, Has Something to Say

List: If Right-Wing Catchphrases Were in ’90s Movies

In Hindsight, This Pickup Artist Forum Has Turned Into a Haven for White Supremacists

Why I Am Changing the Name of Our Puppy-Burning Movement to “Alt-Warmth”