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Lucas Klauss
Lucas Klauss is a writer and dad in North Carolina. Slightly more information can be found at lucasklauss.com.
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July 24, 2018Welcome to Anxiety Dream High School
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March 1, 2013Gamify Your Life
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October 9, 2012Craig’s Artisanal Pickles Philosophy
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April 14, 2011The Seething Resentment Reading Series
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December 17, 2009Jazz Substandards
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November 13, 2008Modesty Plates
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July 17, 2008New York’s Best Child Doctors
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November 29, 2007Increasingly Dangerous Cheeses
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June 1, 2005Boner: Noun, Informal, a Blunder or an Error
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October 20, 2004Recent Occurrences at Owl Creek Bridge
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