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Lucas Klauss
Lucas Klauss is a writer and dad in North Carolina. Slightly more information can be found at lucasklauss.com.
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July 24, 2018Welcome to Anxiety Dream High School
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March 1, 2013Gamify Your Life
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October 9, 2012Craig’s Artisanal Pickles Philosophy
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April 14, 2011The Seething Resentment Reading Series
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December 17, 2009Jazz Substandards
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November 13, 2008Modesty Plates
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July 17, 2008New York’s Best Child Doctors
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November 29, 2007Increasingly Dangerous Cheeses
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June 1, 2005Boner: Noun, Informal, a Blunder or an Error
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October 20, 2004Recent Occurrences at Owl Creek Bridge
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 10, 2021An Update from Your Three-Year-Old’s Montessori Educator, Translated for Parents Who Endured a Traditional Public School Education
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days