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Articles by
Lucas Klauss
Lucas Klauss is a writer and dad in North Carolina. Slightly more information can be found at lucasklauss.com.
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July 24, 2018Welcome to Anxiety Dream High School
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March 1, 2013Gamify Your Life
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October 9, 2012Craig’s Artisanal Pickles Philosophy
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April 14, 2011The Seething Resentment Reading Series
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December 17, 2009List: Jazz Substandards
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May 9, 2009List: Respectful Yo Mama Jokes
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November 13, 2008List: Modesty Plates
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July 17, 2008List: New York’s Best Child Doctors
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November 29, 2007List: Increasingly Dangerous Cheeses
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June 1, 2005List: Boner: Noun, Informal, a Blunder or an Error
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October 20, 2004List: Recent Occurrences at Owl Creek Bridge
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?