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Maura Quint
Maura Quint is a writer whose work has appeared in publications including the New Yorker, The Onion, and Paste. She baked a cake once. It was pretty good.
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July 2, 2024Supreme Court–Approved Ways to Celebrate the Fourth of July
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June 28, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Might Have Finally Snuffed Out Our Democracy
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January 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with All the Websites
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December 7, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With the Lady Moderators
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November 9, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with All the War Mongering
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September 28, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with Reagan’s Ghost
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August 24, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with All the Hand Raising
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October 23, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Had Better Be the Last One
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October 8, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With the Eye and the Fly
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September 30, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Broke Us
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March 16, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Might Have Been a Fever Dream
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February 26, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That’s the Worst One
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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