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Maura Quint
Maura Quint is a writer whose work has appeared in publications including the New Yorker, The Onion, and Paste. She baked a cake once. It was pretty good.
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August 24, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with All the Hand Raising
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October 23, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Had Better Be the Last One
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October 8, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With the Eye and the Fly
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September 30, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Broke Us
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March 16, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Might Have Been a Fever Dream
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February 26, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That’s the Worst One
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February 20, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With Mike Bloomberg
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February 10, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Goes After Bernie
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January 15, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Was Too Tired to Fight
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December 20, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Goes After Pete
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December 11, 2019How I Describe Progressive Issues I Support When Visiting My Republican Family for the Holidays
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November 21, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With All the Lady Journalists
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 18, 2023Who Made This Hummus?
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September 26, 2023The Faculty Mental Health Fair Has Been Postponed Again
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September 25, 2023Thanks to a Generous Donation, the United States Supreme Court Will Be Renamed the Koch Center for Justice
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September 25, 2023What I’ll Do with the One Week I Can Wear My Sensible Fall Jacket
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers