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Articles by
Maura Quint
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March 6, 2019List: Horror Movies for Journalists
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May 18, 2018List: Horror Movie Reboots for Middle Age
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December 7, 2017An Excerpt from Donald Trump Jr.’s Testimony Before the House Intelligence Committee
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October 2, 2017List: Names of Musical Acts I Have Yelled Instead of Swearing In Front of My Kids
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January 24, 2017Create Your Own Post-Truth News
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June 14, 2016List: Woke Classic Lit
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May 4, 2016A Brief Disclaimer Regarding the Think Piece You’re About to Read
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April 5, 2016How to Negotiate a Raise (If You’re a Woman)
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December 2, 2014List: The Entirety of My Thoughts as I Eat My Son’s Mac and Cheese Dinner
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April 15, 2014Monologue: An Accountant Helps a Manic Pixie Dream Girl With Her Taxes