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Maura Quint
Maura Quint is a writer whose work has appeared in publications including the New Yorker, The Onion, and Paste. She baked a cake once. It was pretty good.
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March 6, 2019Horror Movies for Journalists
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May 18, 2018Horror Movie Reboots for Middle Age
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December 7, 2017An Excerpt from Donald Trump Jr.’s Testimony Before the House Intelligence Committee
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October 2, 2017Names of Musical Acts I Have Yelled Instead of Swearing In Front of My Kids
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January 24, 2017Create Your Own Post-Truth News
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June 14, 2016Woke Classic Lit
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May 4, 2016A Brief Disclaimer Regarding the Think Piece You’re About to Read
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April 5, 2016How to Negotiate a Raise (If You’re a Woman)
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December 2, 2014The Entirety of My Thoughts as I Eat My Son’s Mac and Cheese Dinner
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April 15, 2014An Accountant Helps a Manic Pixie Dream Girl with Her Taxes
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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