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Articles by
Mayur Chauhan
Mayur Chauhan is an LA-based multi-hyphenate. He’s a writer-actor-comedian-director, and if you are still reading, a liar. Mayur grew up in New Delhi, India in such a loving family that when about ten years ago, he was leaving for the US, all his relatives came to the airport to ensure it was a one-way ticket.
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October 2, 2018Monologue: I’m the 19th Cupholder In a Subaru Ascent and I’m a Very Big Deal
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July 31, 2018Collusion is Not a Crime — Here’s the Math and Everything Else That Proves It
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April 10, 2018List: Horoscopes for Librarians
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February 28, 2018List: When Is It Okay to Yell At Your Restaurant Server For Poor Service?
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June 13, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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June 7, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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June 11, 2019Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell
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June 12, 2019How to Stage Your Own Death So Your Husband Understands How Much Work You Do