“Collusion is not a crime, but that doesn’t matter because there was No Collusion (except by Crooked Hillary and the Democrats)!” — @realDonaldTrump, 7/31/18

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## Proof #1:

By the reflexive property of equality, where a = a

We know that crime = crime,

We also know that collusion = collusion,

Thus, clearly we can prove that collusion ≠ crime.

Hence proved.

## Proof #2:

By the transitive property of equality where if a = b and b = c, then a = c

Let’s say

shoplifting = crime (a well-known, well-accepted crime, frowned-upon tradition)

and let’s assume

collusion = crime,

it means, shoplifting = collusion.

Hence proved, collusion ≠ crime, collusion is shoplifting (a well known, well accepted, frowned upon tradition).

## Proof #3:

By the symmetric property of equality, if a = b, then b =a

So by that logic,

If, collusion = crime,

Then, crime = collusion,

But we know that’s not true. Because, crime = shoplifting (see above)

Hence proved again, collusion ≠ crime.

## Proof #4:

Collusion: secret or illegal cooperation or conspiracy, especially in order to cheat or deceive others.

Crime: an action or omission that constitutes an offense that may be prosecuted by the state and is punishable by law.

The only similarities are highlighted in bold.

Hence proved, collusion ≠ crime.

## Proof #5:

Newton’s third law of motion clearly states that every action (force) in nature there’s an equal and opposite reaction. So if collusion exists and is a crime, what’s the opposite force to stop it and where is it? Exactly.

Hence, collusion not only is not a crime, it doesn’t even exist. It’s clear that collusion is a myth, a fragment of democratic imagination.

## Proof #6:

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#### Conclusion

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