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All posts tagged
math
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February 8, 2019List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious
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July 31, 2018Collusion is Not a Crime — Here’s the Math and Everything Else That Proves It
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July 27, 2018A Modern-Day Math Equation
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July 18, 2018List: If Math Students Acted Like Creative Writing Students
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May 17, 2018List: How Little League Baseball Turns Dads Into Assholes: A Mathematical Equation
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March 14, 2018It is Time to Rid America of Radical Islamic Mathematics and We Must Start By Banning Pi Day
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November 17, 2017Guilt-Riddled Algebra
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September 5, 2017Engineering Word Problems for New Parents
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June 1, 2017River-Crossing Problems for Twenty-Somethings
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April 11, 2017List: Math Problems for English Majors
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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