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crimes
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February 12, 2025We’re Being Maximally Transparent. For Instance, We [REDACTED]
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October 24, 2023For Your Crimes, You Have Been Sentenced to Unpaid Labor at a Pumpkin Patch
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August 15, 2023I’m Racketeering Charges, and I’m Here to Rock This Presidential Indictment-Fest Like You Wouldn’t Believe
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April 3, 2023Oh, Great, Now Every Politician Has to Be Super Careful Not to Commit Crimes
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July 8, 2022For Your Crimes You Have Been Sentenced to a Beach Vacation
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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August 23, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Criminal Proceedings Amongst the Liberal Elite
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July 31, 2018Collusion is Not a Crime — Here’s the Math and Everything Else That Proves It
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June 5, 2018Revisions to The Gentlemen’s Book of Etiquette, and Manual of Politeness
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January 22, 2014Testomania: Are You Guilty?
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner
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March 27, 2025Scenes from the First Major League Baseball Game Featuring the New Robot Umpire, HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 26, 2025Star Wars Quotes That I, a Federal Employee, Would Like to Say to Elon Musk