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All posts tagged
crimes
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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August 23, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Criminal Proceedings Amongst the Liberal Elite
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July 31, 2018Collusion is Not a Crime — Here’s the Math and Everything Else That Proves It
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June 5, 2018Revisions to The Gentlemen’s Book of Etiquette, and Manual of Politeness
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January 22, 2014Testomania: Are You Guilty?
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August 4, 2010A Very Special Home Invasion
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June 6, 2010Thank You So Much for House Sitting!
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December 9, 2005Selected Comments From a British Web Discussion Forum Entitled “Protecting Your Home From Criminals—How Far Would You Go?”
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January 26, 2000Thought Police Blotter
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August 11, 1999Police Report, Western Wisconsin.
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers