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All posts tagged
crimes
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July 8, 2022For Your Crimes You Have Been Sentenced to a Beach Vacation
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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August 23, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Criminal Proceedings Amongst the Liberal Elite
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July 31, 2018Collusion is Not a Crime — Here’s the Math and Everything Else That Proves It
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June 5, 2018Revisions to The Gentlemen’s Book of Etiquette, and Manual of Politeness
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January 22, 2014Testomania: Are You Guilty?
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August 4, 2010A Very Special Home Invasion
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June 6, 2010Thank You So Much for House Sitting!
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December 9, 2005Selected Comments From a British Web Discussion Forum Entitled “Protecting Your Home From Criminals—How Far Would You Go?”
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January 26, 2000Thought Police Blotter
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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September 29, 2022I’m Not Like Other Fascists
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September 28, 2022Let Guided by Voices Title Your Masters Thesis