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    For Your Crimes, You Have Been Sentenced to Unpaid Labor at a Pumpkin Patch
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  • April 3, 2023
    Oh, Great, Now Every Politician Has to Be Super Careful Not to Commit Crimes
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    For Your Crimes You Have Been Sentenced to a Beach Vacation
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    The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
    by Devorah Blachor
  • August 23, 2018
    Amongst the Liberal Elite: Criminal Proceedings Amongst the Liberal Elite
    by Elly Lonon
  • July 31, 2018
    Collusion is Not a Crime — Here’s the Math and Everything Else That Proves It
    by Mayur Chauhan
  • June 5, 2018
    Revisions to The Gentlemen’s Book of Etiquette, and Manual of Politeness
    by Thatcher Jensen
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    by Janet Manley
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