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All posts tagged
crimes
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August 23, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Criminal Proceedings Amongst the Liberal Elite
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July 31, 2018Collusion is Not a Crime — Here’s the Math and Everything Else That Proves It
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June 5, 2018Revisions to The Gentlemen’s Book of Etiquette, and Manual of Politeness
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January 22, 2014Testomania: Are You Guilty?
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August 4, 2010A Very Special Home Invasion
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June 6, 2010Thank You So Much for House Sitting!
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December 9, 2005Selected Comments From a British Web Discussion Forum Entitled “Protecting Your Home From Criminals—How Far Would You Go?”
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January 26, 2000Thought Police Blotter
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August 11, 1999Police Report, Western Wisconsin.
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 30, 2020Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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July 10, 2020Security Questions for Academics Approaching the Fall 2020 Semester
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Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-796 -
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The Instinct to Help