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All posts tagged
crimes
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August 23, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Criminal Proceedings Amongst the Liberal Elite
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July 31, 2018Collusion is Not a Crime — Here’s the Math and Everything Else That Proves It
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June 5, 2018List: Revisions to The Gentlemen’s Book of Etiquette, and Manual of Politeness
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January 22, 2014Testomania: Are You Guilty?
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August 4, 2010A Very Special Home Invasion
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June 6, 2010Thank You So Much for House Sitting!
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December 9, 2005List: Selected Comments From a British Web Discussion Forum Entitled “Protecting Your Home From Criminals—How Far Would You Go?”
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January 26, 2000Thought Police Blotter
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August 11, 1999Police Report, Western Wisconsin.
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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January 5, 2016List: 10 Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost In a Role
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November 11, 2019Things In Your University Office You Can Burn for Warmth
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November 11, 2019List: Jokes That Everyone On The Mayflower Are Getting Sick Of
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November 11, 2019Your Services As Guidance Counselor Are No Longer Required, Mr. Vonnegut
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November 8, 2019List: The Ten Commandments of Workism