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crimes

August 23, 2018

Amongst the Liberal Elite: Criminal Proceedings Amongst the Liberal Elite

by Elly Lonon
July 31, 2018

Collusion is Not a Crime — Here’s the Math and Everything Else That Proves It

by Mayur Chauhan
June 5, 2018

List: Revisions to The Gentlemen’s Book of Etiquette, and Manual of Politeness

by Thatcher Jensen
January 22, 2014

Testomania: Are You Guilty?

by Janet Manley
August 4, 2010

A Very Special Home Invasion

by S.H. Carlyle
June 6, 2010

Thank You So Much for House Sitting!

by Graham T. Beck
December 9, 2005

List: Selected Comments From a British Web Discussion Forum Entitled “Protecting Your Home From Criminals—How Far Would You Go?”

by Owain Brimfield
January 26, 2000

Thought Police Blotter

by Kurt Luchs
August 11, 1999

Police Report, Western Wisconsin.

by Jeff Johnson

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp

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February 21, 2019

We’re Parents of Young Children and We Binge-Watch TV Minutes at a Time

by Blake Kimzey
February 21, 2019

List: Improv Comedy Rules for Pessimists

by Gwen Thomas
February 21, 2019

Monologue: Hi, I’m an Empath Now

by Melanie LaForce
February 20, 2019

Despite 45 Male and Predominantly White U.S. Presidents In a Row, It Is a Terrible Idea to Prefer a Candidate Based On Their Gender or Race

by Sheri Flanders