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Melissa Pelletier

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Melissa Pelletier

Melissa Pelletier is still getting used to the strangeness and mysteries of moving to the suburbs after living in NYC for six years. What are people doing in their houses all day? Are there secret bunkers all over the place? Why is her neighbor’s basement light on all night? These are questions.