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Articles by
Mia Mercado
Mia Mercado is a writer living in Kansas City. If she had to describe herself in three words, she probably wouldn’t. You can see more of her writing at miamercado.com but, like, no pressure.
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October 30, 2020I’m Your Dead Movie Wife and I Have Some Questions
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January 13, 2020I Am the Person Who Writes Conflict Into Husband-Wife Home Renovation Shows
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May 31, 2019Conversation Starters For You and Your Therapist
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February 5, 2019Recipes to Trick Your Friends Into Thinking You’re a Mildly Put-Together Woman
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April 11, 2018The Latest in Freelancer Fashion
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July 14, 2017Greeting Cards for Your Online Trolls
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March 23, 2017White Friend Confessional
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January 20, 2017What to Expect When You’re Expecting a Demagogue
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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