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Articles by
Mia Mercado
Mia Mercado is a writer living in Kansas City. If she had to describe herself in three words, she probably wouldn’t. You can see more of her writing at miamercado.com but, like, no pressure.
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January 13, 2020I Am the Person Who Writes Conflict Into Husband-Wife Home Renovation Shows
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May 31, 2019Conversation Starters For You and Your Therapist
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February 5, 2019Recipes to Trick Your Friends Into Thinking You’re a Mildly Put-Together Woman
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April 11, 2018The Latest in Freelancer Fashion
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July 14, 2017Greeting Cards for Your Online Trolls
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March 23, 2017White Friend Confessional
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January 20, 2017What to Expect When You’re Expecting a Demagogue
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 24, 2020Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans