SCHOLAR MATCH
BAY AREA: After a five-year hiatus, ScholarMatch’s signature event, Trivia Night, is back! Join ScholarMatch on October 9 at the Cartoon Art Museum for an evening of delicious tacos, tequila, and, of course, lots of pop trivia. Click for tickets and more info.
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Mike Langley
Mike Langley is a writer and a middle school English teacher in Brooklyn, NY. He is a Features Contributor at The Onion, and writes a weekly humor newsletter, The Libel.
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