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Miles Wray
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November 15, 2013Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Miami’s Preeminent Cheerleader Magnet: A Review of Next Question by Drew Rosenhaus
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October 23, 2013Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: The Pride of Kalamazoo: A Review of The Life You Imagine by Derek Jeter
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October 4, 2013Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Olympian vs. Buffalo Wild Wings: A Review of No Limits by Michael Phelps
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September 17, 2013Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Funder Claps: Hook Me Up, Playa! by Lawrence Funderburke
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