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Articles by
Nathan Spring
Nathan Spring is a voice actor and personal trainer in Chicago. His love of absurd humor is only matched by his love of dogs.
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April 15, 2021As a Centrist Democrat, I Ran on a Promise to Fix Killer Shower Clowns. But Now That I’m in Office, I Believe We Should Consider the Issue More Cautiously
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January 22, 2020Is Your Child an Elder God, Fae Changeling, Keanu Reeves, or Just a Kid?
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August 2, 2019The Top 5 Underrated Friends Episodes From Universe 42B
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting