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Nick Morgan
Nick Morgan is a writer, lawyer, and dad living in Seattle.
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May 15, 2024Final Exam for the Class “What a Presidential Candidate Can and Cannot Survive, Apparently” Taught by Howard Dean
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April 25, 2024Grendel Must Have Immunity for Raiding Our Capitol, or Else Anyone Could Be Punished for Raiding Our Capitol
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November 16, 2023Nutritious Additions to Our Elementary School Lunch Menu That Are Definitely Not Just More Pizza
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November 14, 2023I’m a Four-Year-Old Boy, and This Is My MasterClass on How to Pee Standing Up
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August 18, 2023Increasingly Wild Fantasies in Which My Wife Burns with Desire for My Obstructive Sleep Apnea
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June 16, 2023Playing Zelda or Disappointing Your Father?
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January 11, 2021Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans
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October 22, 2020To the Enemies Surrounding Our Castle, Please Understand That I Often Privately Disagreed With Macbeth’s Policies
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