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Rick Paulas
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November 10, 2010Visual Representations of Sexual Congress, from Classiest to Crassest
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May 10, 2007Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Scouting Reports for Your Excessive Keeper League
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March 22, 2007Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Exclusive Draft Advice for Those Participating in My League
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December 12, 2006Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Contract Bonuses Are Getting Out of Hand
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September 15, 2006Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Pros and Cons of Heckling Each National League Wild Card Contender
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August 7, 2006Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Waiver Trades, Explained
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July 14, 2006Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: 2006 Midseason Awards
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July 1, 2006Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Model Roster of Fictional Serial Killers, Supernatural or Otherwise
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June 5, 2006Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: How to Heckle My Fantasy Baseball Team
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May 16, 2006Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Tales of the Heckle, Part IV
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May 2, 2006Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Mailbag Seven
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