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Rick Stoeckel
Rick Stoeckel is a contributing writer to ClickHole and The Onion. He lives in Chicago with his wife, two children, and one cat, to which he is allergic.
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June 7, 2007Bo Jackson Announces His Intention to Rush for Over 500 Yards in a Single Game in Tecmo Bowl
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May 17, 2007An HR Manager Responds to Alleged Infractions
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October 24, 2006Brutus and I
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August 17, 2006A Complaint To The California State Karate Association Regarding The Mr. Miyagi School Of Karate
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March 9, 2006My Memoirs of My Geisha
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August 4, 2005“The Macho Man” Randy Savage Goes to the Doctor
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May 16, 2005The LISTSERV
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February 16, 2005Extreme Ways to Break Your Arm
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February 9, 2005Superman’s Fortress of Solitude
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April 18, 2003Isabella
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June 7, 2002The Presidency Took All of My Time, An Interview with Nick Prybella, on Being President of a Fraternity
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May 24, 2002No More Lost Cause, An Interview with James Sorrels, on His Interest in General Ulysses S. Grant
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