The Believer Magazine
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River Clegg
River Clegg is a comedy writer living in Brooklyn. He contributes to McSweeney’s, The New Yorker, The Onion, ClickHole, and others. Eel enthusiast.
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February 6, 2015Monty Python for Millenials
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November 26, 2013The First Black Friday, by William Bradford
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February 15, 2013H.R. 2918: An Act to Guarantee Permanent Legal Residential Status to Gabriela Vasquez of Tucson, Arizona
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October 18, 2012FAQ: Attracting Female Voters
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April 12, 2012FAQ: Alt Comedy
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March 6, 2012Buying This Thing Will Make Me Happy
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February 8, 2012Tontine Rules
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February 24, 2010Civil War General George B. McClellan Addresses his Troop of Ten-Year-Olds in a Game of Capture the Flag While Waiting for his Retinue of Horse-Drawn Carriages
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