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River Clegg

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River Clegg is a comedy writer living in Brooklyn. He contributes to McSweeney’s, The New Yorker, The Onion, ClickHole, and others. Eel enthusiast.

April 12, 2012

FAQ: Alt Comedy

by River Clegg
March 6, 2012

Buying This Thing Will Make Me Happy

by River Clegg
February 8, 2012

Tontine Rules

by River Clegg
February 24, 2010

Civil War General George B. McClellan Addresses his Troop of Ten-Year-Olds in a Game of Capture the Flag While Waiting for his Retinue of Horse-Drawn Carriages

by River Clegg

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