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River Clegg

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River Clegg is a comedy writer living in Brooklyn. He contributes to McSweeney’s, The New Yorker, The Onion, ClickHole, and others. Eel enthusiast.

April 12, 2012

FAQ: Alt Comedy

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by River Clegg
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Tontine Rules

by River Clegg
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