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River Clegg

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River Clegg is a comedy writer living in Brooklyn. He contributes to McSweeney’s, The New Yorker, The Onion, ClickHole, and others. Eel enthusiast.

September 25, 2018

A Day In the Life of a Social Media Influencer

by River Clegg
June 26, 2018

You’re Meditating Wrong

by Evan Waite and River Clegg
October 24, 2017

The Lost Journals of Blackbeard

by River Clegg
July 26, 2017

If You Give a Poor a Doctor

by River Clegg
July 13, 2017

List: New Wall Street Sculptures

by River Clegg
May 15, 2017

This.

by River Clegg
April 14, 2017

List: Church Glossary

by River Clegg
February 1, 2017

I Intend to Keep Scrolling Until I Feel Something

by River Clegg
December 1, 2016

My Lies, Translated

by River Clegg
August 14, 2015

FAQ: Personal Branding

by River Clegg
July 15, 2015

Classic Jokes Explained

by River Clegg
April 16, 2015

Which Ad Experience Do You Prefer?

by River Clegg

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November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed

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December 13, 2018

We’re The Board of Directors for The Polar Express and We’re Begging the President: Get to Infrastructure Week Already

by Andrew Martin
December 13, 2018

List: Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches

by Katie Krantz
December 13, 2018

I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

by Patrick Burke
December 13, 2018

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Sven Drove a Tiny Car, Ate a Big Sandwich

by Suzanne Yeagley