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Rochelle E. Fisher
Rochelle E. Fisher is a freelance writer, creative strategist, and a girl mom. She’s written content for various companies you might be familiar with. She has also written emails asking for her children to be excused from homework because “mommy just couldn’t do math tonight.” She lives somewhere within driving distance of the Brooklyn Bridge.
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