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Ross Murray
Ross Murray lives and writes on the Canada-U.S. border in Stanstead, Quebec. In addition to three collections of humor and two plays, he has published two novels, the most recent of which is called Smileyville. You can read his work at Drinking Tips For Teens.
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January 11, 2008The 4-Year-Old Finds Religion
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July 24, 2007Comments From Ratemyshepherd.Com
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January 19, 2007The 4-Year-Old Appears on Deal or No Deal
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August 3, 2006The 4-Year-Old Is Busted for DWI
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May 25, 2006The 4-Year-Old Enters Anger Management
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January 6, 2006The 4-Year-Old on a Blind Date
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November 11, 2005The 4-Year-Old’s Workday
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April 18, 2005Scenes From The Undead Big Chill
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March 18, 2005Cinematic Expressions of Inner Self-Loathing If There Were No Mirrors to Smash
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