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Ross Murray
Ross Murray lives and writes on the Canada-U.S. border in Stanstead, Quebec. In addition to three collections of humor and two plays, he has published two novels, the most recent of which is called Smileyville. You can read his work at Drinking Tips For Teens.
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April 23, 2020A Letter from the Condo Association to Mr. and Mrs. Macbeth
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January 29, 2020Chekhov’s Dramatic Principles for Community Theatre
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January 10, 2020Maybe This Will Be the Year I Finally Get Around to Continuing Not to Read Ulysses
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November 11, 2019Your Services As Guidance Counselor Are No Longer Required, Mr. Vonnegut
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July 1, 2019How to Celebrate Canada Day Like a Canadian
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May 6, 2019Increasingly Less Sure Ways to Get Bob Seger to Go
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April 12, 2019Waiting for Godot With 4-Year-Olds
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February 28, 2017Mary, 487 Thunder Road, Neptune, NJ
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March 26, 2012The 4-Year-Old Rescues Hostages from Somali Pirates
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February 22, 2012An Abstinence Coach Struggles with Analogy
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March 30, 20091980s TV Shows for Plants
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February 3, 2009The 4-Year-Old Crash-Lands in the Andes
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