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Articles by
Ross Murray
Ross Murray lives and writes on the Canada-U.S. border in Stanstead, Quebec. In addition to a novel and a play, he has published three collections of humor. His most recent is called A Jerk in Progress, even though his wife told him no one would get the pun. You can read his work at Drinking Tips For Teens.
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November 11, 2019Your Services As Guidance Counselor Are No Longer Required, Mr. Vonnegut
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July 1, 2019How to Celebrate Canada Day Like a Canadian
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May 6, 2019Increasingly Less Sure Ways to Get Bob Seger to Go
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April 12, 2019Waiting for Godot With 4-Year-Olds
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February 28, 2017Mary, 487 Thunder Road, Neptune, NJ
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March 26, 2012The 4-Year-Old Rescues Hostages from Somali Pirates
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February 22, 2012An Abstinence Coach Struggles with Analogy
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March 30, 20091980s TV Shows for Plants
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February 3, 2009The 4-Year-Old Crash-Lands in the Andes
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January 11, 2008The 4-Year-Old Finds Religion
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July 24, 2007Comments From Ratemyshepherd.Com
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January 19, 2007The 4-Year-Old Appears on Deal or No Deal
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