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Ross Murray
Ross Murray lives and writes on the Canada-U.S. border in Stanstead, Quebec. In addition to a novel and a play, he has published three collections of humor. His most recent is called A Jerk in Progress, even though his wife told him no one would get the pun. You can read his work at Drinking Tips For Teens.
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April 15, 2022Jesus’s Tomb Diary
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July 1, 2021FAQ: Canada
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May 24, 2021Bob Dylan’s Zombie Blood on the Tracks
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April 23, 2021AITA For Not Wanting to Be Seen with My Donkey-Headed Boyfriend?
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March 2, 2021Christopher CrossFit FAQs
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January 12, 2021Haruki Murakami’s Fairy Tales
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November 12, 2020NSFW Neil Young
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April 23, 2020A Letter from the Condo Association to Mr. and Mrs. Macbeth
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January 29, 2020Chekhov’s Dramatic Principles for Community Theatre
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January 10, 2020Maybe This Will Be the Year I Finally Get Around to Continuing Not to Read Ulysses
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November 11, 2019Your Services As Guidance Counselor Are No Longer Required, Mr. Vonnegut
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July 1, 2019How to Celebrate Canada Day Like a Canadian
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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