Daily humor
almost every day
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almost every day
since 1998.
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Articles by
Ross Murray
Ross Murray lives and writes on the Canada-U.S. border in Stanstead, Quebec. He published his debut novel, A Hole in the Ground, in the fall of 2016 and has two collections of humor under his belt, which is less uncomfortable than you’d think. You can read his work at Drinking Tips For Teens.
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July 1, 2019How to Celebrate Canada Day Like a Canadian
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May 6, 2019List: Increasingly Less Sure Ways to Get Bob Seger to Go
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April 12, 2019Waiting for Godot With 4-Year-Olds
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February 28, 2017Monologue: Mary, 487 Thunder Road, Neptune, NJ
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March 26, 2012The 4-Year-Old Rescues Hostages from Somali Pirates
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February 22, 2012Monologue: An Abstinence Coach Struggles with Analogy
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March 30, 2009List: 1980s TV Shows for Plants
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February 3, 2009The 4-Year-Old Crash-Lands in the Andes
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January 11, 2008The 4-Year-Old Finds Religion
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July 24, 2007Comments From Ratemyshepherd.Com
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January 19, 2007The 4-Year-Old Appears on Deal or No Deal
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August 3, 2006The 4-Year-Old Is Busted for DWI
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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