Daily humor
almost every day
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almost every day
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Ross Murray
Ross Murray lives and writes on the Canada-U.S. border in Stanstead, Quebec. He published his debut novel, A Hole in the Ground, in the fall of 2016 and has two collections of humor under his belt, which is less uncomfortable than you’d think. You can read his work at Drinking Tips For Teens.
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February 28, 2017Monologue: Mary, 487 Thunder Road, Neptune, NJ
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March 26, 2012The 4-Year-Old Rescues Hostages from Somali Pirates
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February 22, 2012Monologue: An Abstinence Coach Struggles with Analogy
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March 30, 2009List: 1980s TV Shows for Plants
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February 3, 2009The 4-Year-Old Crash-Lands in the Andes
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January 11, 2008The 4-Year-Old Finds Religion
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July 24, 2007Comments From Ratemyshepherd.Com
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January 19, 2007The 4-Year-Old Appears on Deal or No Deal
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August 3, 2006The 4-Year-Old Is Busted for DWI
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May 25, 2006The 4-Year-Old Enters Anger Management
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January 6, 2006The 4-Year-Old on a Blind Date
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November 11, 2005The 4-Year-Old’s Workday
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral