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Articles by
Sarah Rosenshine
Sarah Rosenshine is a writer living in Astoria, Queens. Her work has also appeared in The Onion and The New Yorker.
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December 23, 2016Wells Fargo is Pleased to Announce Its Brand New Reputation
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July 30, 2015Welcome to the Online Home of Gary, Indiana’s Premier Erotic Bakery
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January 30, 2015Take The Challenge
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June 21, 2013Monologue: The Higgs Boson Calls a Press Conference
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September 24, 2012The New York Times Announces an Editorial Policy Change
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May 24, 2011The Adventures Of Right-Wing Conservative Robin Hood
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January 28, 2011Adapting My Pandora Preferences Based On My Completely Objective Opinions About Music
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 10, 2019List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits
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January 14, 2019The Life-Changing Magic of Keeping Absolutely Everything