Articles by
Sarah Rosenshine
Sarah Rosenshine is a writer living in Astoria, Queens. Her work has also appeared in The Onion and The New Yorker.
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December 23, 2016Wells Fargo is Pleased to Announce Its Brand New Reputation
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July 30, 2015Welcome to the Online Home of Gary, Indiana’s Premier Erotic Bakery
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January 30, 2015Take The Challenge
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June 21, 2013Monologue: The Higgs Boson Calls a Press Conference
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September 24, 2012The New York Times Announces an Editorial Policy Change
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May 24, 2011The Adventures Of Right-Wing Conservative Robin Hood
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January 28, 2011Adapting My Pandora Preferences Based On My Completely Objective Opinions About Music
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October 2, 2017List: Things More Heavily Regulated Than Buying a Gun in the United States
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September 22, 2017It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 3, 2017Yes, The Rabid Wolves in Our National Park Keep Mauling Hikers, But the Wolves Are All Acting Individually So We’re Not Really Seeing a Pattern Here
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September 25, 2017List: Everything You Know About Me, the Female Character You’re Falling in Love With in a Romantic Film/TV Show Written by a Man