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Articles by
Sarah Rosenshine
Sarah Rosenshine is a writer living in Astoria, Queens. Her work has also appeared in The Onion and The New Yorker.
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August 3, 2023Other Election Fraud Indictment Quotes That Indicate Co-Conspirator 1 Is Probably Rudy Giuliani
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April 22, 2021Cassandra Speaks Up
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December 23, 2016Wells Fargo is Pleased to Announce Its Brand New Reputation
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July 30, 2015Welcome to the Online Home of Gary, Indiana’s Premier Erotic Bakery
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January 30, 2015Take The Challenge
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June 21, 2013The Higgs Boson Calls a Press Conference
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September 24, 2012The New York Times Announces an Editorial Policy Change
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May 24, 2011The Adventures Of Right-Wing Conservative Robin Hood
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January 28, 2011Adapting My Pandora Preferences Based On My Completely Objective Opinions About Music
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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