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Articles by
Sarah Rosenshine
Sarah Rosenshine is a writer living in Astoria, Queens. Her work has also appeared in The Onion and The New Yorker.
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August 3, 2023Other Election Fraud Indictment Quotes That Indicate Co-Conspirator 1 Is Probably Rudy Giuliani
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April 22, 2021Cassandra Speaks Up
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December 23, 2016Wells Fargo is Pleased to Announce Its Brand New Reputation
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July 30, 2015Welcome to the Online Home of Gary, Indiana’s Premier Erotic Bakery
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January 30, 2015Take The Challenge
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June 21, 2013The Higgs Boson Calls a Press Conference
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September 24, 2012The New York Times Announces an Editorial Policy Change
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May 24, 2011The Adventures Of Right-Wing Conservative Robin Hood
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January 28, 2011Adapting My Pandora Preferences Based On My Completely Objective Opinions About Music
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September 8, 2023My Saturday Self Versus My Sunday Self
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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