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Sarah Rosenshine is a writer living in Astoria, Queens. Her work has also appeared in The Onion and The New Yorker.

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    Take The Challenge
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    The New York Times Announces an Editorial Policy Change
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    The Adventures Of Right-Wing Conservative Robin Hood
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