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Sarah Rosenshine
Sarah Rosenshine is a writer living in Astoria, Queens. Her work has also appeared in The Onion and The New Yorker.
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June 21, 2013The Higgs Boson Calls a Press Conference
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September 24, 2012The New York Times Announces an Editorial Policy Change
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