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Sarah Walker is a writer living in LA. She mostly writes for TV, including Silicon Valley and Mozart in the Jungle. She makes short films, some horror, some based on her McSweeney’s pieces (not mutually exclusive!!) with her husband, TJ. You can see them on sarahwwalker.com.

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    When Dakota Fanning Travels To Spain For A Junior Semester Abroad, She Will Take Full Advantage Of The Experience
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