McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
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Articles by
Sean Carman
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June 6, 2009Dispatches From an Environmental Lawyer Who is Trying to Grow a Mustache: Dispatch 2: I Suffer My First Mustache-Related Existential Crisis
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May 22, 2009Dispatches From an Environmental Lawyer Who is Trying to Grow a Mustache: Dispatch 1: I Am Catapulted Into the Unknown.
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February 2, 2009Rod Blagojevich Writes 25 Things About Himself on Facebook
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March 6, 2007Jane Eyre Runs For President
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September 7, 2006Thomas Friedman Explains the Issues of the Day
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September 30, 2005Ed Harrelson, Teen-Driver’s-Education Instructor
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April 20, 2005Reasons to Fear Canada
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December 23, 2004Certain Things Have Come to My Attention
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September 2, 2004Nightmare
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August 6, 2003McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: Celebrity Sex
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August 5, 2002Lessons Learned from My Study of Literature
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May 13, 2002Dialogue Spoken by Al Pacino During Pre-Production Character Development Exercises for Scent of a Woman