Dialogue Spoken by Al Pacino During Pre-Production Character Development Exercises for Scent of a Woman

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Wee-ha.
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Eee-hah!
Ooo-boy!
Oh, daddy!
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Baby, baby, baby!
[long pause]
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Ooo-hah!
Ah-ah!
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Ahhhhhhh!
Awwwwwwww!
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Hooooo!
Ah-hooo?
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Yes!
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