Dialogue Spoken by Al Pacino During Pre-Production Character Development Exercises for Scent of a Woman

by Sean Carman

Woo-hoo!
Wee-hoo!
Wee!
Wee-hee!
Wee-ha.
Weeee, hah!
Hoopa hoopa!
Eee-hah!
Ooo-boy!
Oh, daddy!
Oh, my!
Baby, baby, baby!
[long pause]
Ooo-um!
Uh-huh!
Ooo-hah!
Ah-ah!
Ah-ha!
Ahhhhhhh!
Awwwwwwww!
Ooooooo! Oo! Oo!
Hooooo!
Ah-hooo?
Hooooooo-ah!
Hooooo-ahhh!
Hoo Ah!
Yes!
Hoo Ah!
Hoo Ah!

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