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All posts tagged
actors
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February 22, 2018I’m the Parkland P.R. Coach and I’m Worried My Crisis Actors Will Never Break Character
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August 22, 2017List: Young Hollywood Heartthrob or Two IKEA Products?
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May 30, 2017Monologue: I, the MGM Lion, Need Better Acting Direction If We’re Gonna Get This Fucking Shot
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February 28, 2017The Steps Needed to Cast Bill Murray In Your Film
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February 24, 2017List: Five Beautiful Dead Bodies Every Aspiring Actress Dreams of Playing
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May 4, 2016List: Breaking Beyond the 4th Wall
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December 16, 2011A Tired and Struggling Actress’s Biography in the Program Notes for a Community Theatre’s Production of Sweet Bird of Youth
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October 3, 2011I Am the Actor Appearing in Nearly Every Commercial This Year
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July 12, 2011As a Background Extra in The Film’s Café Scene, You Can Say Anything So Long as You Appear to Be Smiling and Talking
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January 27, 2011Playing Doctor: Column 6: The Bad News
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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July 12, 2019The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore