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All posts tagged
actors
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July 18, 2022Please Watch My Big Break as an Actor on a New HBO Drama Where My Character Is Dragged Nude Behind a Horse with My Penis Showing
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August 12, 2021An Anonymous Letter Defending Alec Baldwin’s Defense of Andrew Cuomo That Was Definitely Not Written by Alec Baldwin
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February 22, 2018I’m the Parkland P.R. Coach and I’m Worried My Crisis Actors Will Never Break Character
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August 22, 2017Young Hollywood Heartthrob or Two IKEA Products?
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May 30, 2017I, the MGM Lion, Need Better Acting Direction If We’re Gonna Get This Fucking Shot
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February 28, 2017The Steps Needed to Cast Bill Murray In Your Film
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February 24, 2017Five Beautiful Dead Bodies Every Aspiring Actress Dreams of Playing
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May 4, 2016Breaking Beyond the 4th Wall
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December 16, 2011A Tired and Struggling Actress’s Biography in the Program Notes for a Community Theatre’s Production of Sweet Bird of Youth
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October 3, 2011I Am the Actor Appearing in Nearly Every Commercial This Year