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September 6, 2019I Get That This One Is Newer But That Doesn’t Mean We Have to Call Mine The Old Testament
June 21, 2019You Are Now Browsing In Incognito Mode
April 30, 2019Sorry Kid, But the Amount of Cute Animal Posts I’ve Mainlined Has Numbed Me to Even the Most Adorable Content
August 16, 2018Seen On a Telephone Pole In Your Neighborhood
September 8, 2017Write Drunk, Edit Sober
December 13, 2016Why I Get All My News From a Man Trapped At the Bottom of a Well